A few things to note about Johnbobb. First, his ability to utilize microphones is unparalleled in inefficiency. He is primarily muted when he should speak, and when you wish he wouldn't, you are offered in exchange the blaring clarion call of a wayward ambulance that is so loud that I would imagine it is actually is so-called girlfriend since it's coming from his fucking room. Johnbobb makes up for his Chinese torture system rigged on audio sounds with an innate ability to tell stories well, and that's why I'm glad he's a part of my campaign. It's been fantastic getting to know him for the last year or so, and coming out of the abysmal mire of iniquity that is Gauntlet Crew I have learned so much about what makes Johnbobb tick and therefore makes him great. There are many of these things, and none of them involve his fucking microphone.
Speaking to the quality of writing, this made me laugh out loud and I have zero frame of reference for it.
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Phantom Dust. "I'll just wait for time to prove me right again." - Vlado