So right off the bat you're either out of touch or lying... or possibly just playing a semantics game where you're deliberately using "Zues" rather than "Zeus" to refer to an imagined third person.
And I'm not sure if you're appropriating Clark/Jones's "ok" or if you've been behind those accounts all this time, although maybe those alts are the "friends" you're talking about. Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me -- or anybody else here -- in the least.
Says the guy pulling a Pandamaster. You've reached the point of ridiculousness that you're impossible to parody now.
Im doing it because sunwu is. AND it gets a rise outta you.