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Shablagoo posted...

ok that last joke was far less clean than any cursing or sexual jokes could be lol

Just humor me. (See what I did there?)

Here's more.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
Everywhere

My family is like a treasure. You need a nap and a shovel to find them.

I saw my wife chopping up onions in the kitchen and it made me cry. Onions was such a good dog...

I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a service. If you do it at home, you are destroying evidence.

Three men were applying for a position at the FBI. The instructor, looking to test their willingness to follow orders, gave the first guy a gun and told him to go into the next room and shoot his own wife. He couldn't do it. He gave the gun to the next guy and told him the same thing, but he couldn't kill his own wife either. He hands the gun to the third guy, and after several minutes pass, he walks out and hands the gun back to the instructor. He says, "the gun wasn't loaded so I had to strangle her to death."

My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologise" usually mean the same thing, except at a funeral.


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