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| Squid7777 07/15/20 11:06:27 PM #17: | Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back. If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have? 10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy. How are your best friend and a tree similar? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe. Give a man a plane ticket and hell fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and hell fly for the rest of his life. Whats the difference between Jimmy and cancer? Jimmy's dad didnt beat cancer When the cannibal was late for dinner, all he got was the cold shoulder. A woman was out of town on a business trip, leaving her mother and her cat under the care of her husband. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, How is everything going? He responded with, The cat is dead. She cried out and said, Why couldnt you have broken the news slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof on the first day, and the next day say it broke its leg, then the next day say that the poor thing is dead! You're so insensitive. Anyways, hows my mom? The husband says, Shes playing on the roof. --- "That's the way real men do it. They fire hadokens, suplex trains, and eat Ultima for breakfast. Sabin for Emperor 2013." NovaLevossida ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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