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Topic	ITT we post absurdist/morbid/dark humor jokes
Squid7777 07/16/20 4:29:33 PM #25:	What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open the gifts. I have an EpiPen. A friend gave it to me when he was as dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it. I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse. Whats brown and really bad for your dental health? A baseball bat. Why do the Japanese hate Christmas? Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population. --- "That's the way real men do it. They fire hadokens, suplex trains, and eat Ultima for breakfast. Sabin for Emperor 2013." NovaLevossida <cite>Squid7777 posted [p:942198334] in ITT we pos... [t:78845876]...</cite> <quote>What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open the gifts. I have an EpiPen. A friend gave it to me when he was as dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it. I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse. Whats brown and really bad for your dental health? A baseball bat. Why do the Japanese hate Christmas? Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population. --- "That's the way real men do it. They fire hadokens, suplex trains, and eat Ultima for breakfast. Sabin for Emperor 2013." NovaLevossida</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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