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| Topic | If Joe Biden gets elected, grandma is fucked. |
| AloneIBreak 07/25/20 1:39:01 AM #1: | I just saw my first anti-Biden ad from DJT tonight and it was a doozy. Its a shame I abhor all of his policies and beliefs because this is exactly the kind of insanity I need in my life to keep me entertained. Poor grandma hears some creeping stranger at her back door as shes watching the news. (Seattle is going to defund its police department by fifty percent!) She picks up the phone to call 911 for help. Joe Biden wants to defund the police Grandma waits for someone to pick up. Were sorry no one is here to answer your call, says an answering machine. A crow bar appears near the locked back door and begins to pry. Please leave a message and well get back to you... Grandma stares with fear toward what we assume is the direction of the commotion. As the 911 answering machine rolls on, the threatening figure breaks in and, without permission, begins to pleasure grandma rectally with his tongue. Grandma drops the phone. Im Donald J. Trump and I approve this message. I couldnt find the official version but you can watch it here. Its hilarious. https://youtu.be/OXiPAI-_gyE --- "Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark." ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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