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| Topic | Fuck, Marry, Kill: The three consoles |
| Raze_Razel 07/28/20 9:13:34 PM #29: | Fuck = PS4... your friend with benefits Marry = Switch....wholesome games they never betray, always reliable....but don't expect that special somethin'/something on your birthday. Kill = Xbone .... basically she's the DUFF that you 'practiced' with, and never call back. (Seriously, only I buy X-box for Halo games) Then there's PC...... so here you are juggling around the three previous prospects, until one day you decide to back-pack through Europe or SEA, or some place tropic.....no fuck this, I'm not going to explain..... THE BEACH, anyone seen that movie?.... You're Leonardo DiCapiro, and you're fucking French girls in pristine blue water on beaches untouched by any other human on the planet. ....until you get eaten by a shark, like that Swiss guy in the movie but that's why you should use dedicated servers.... ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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