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George Costanza is incapable of winning anything. He could conceivably lie his way out of a fight if his opponent were gullible enough, but then there'd be the matter of actually defeating them.

Looking over the Low bracket, I would give George a shot at defeating the following entrants:

• Sheldon (I mean, duh)
• Asobi Asobase (this was that muscular beetle, right? I could see George accidentally stepping on it)
• Battler (nobody is better at lies and misdirection than George, and I could see him dealing with Battler's magic nonsense just fine and even enjoying himself)
• Paddington (this might be the only match he conclusively wins? He is immune to Paddington's friendship and drops the bear in the ocean or something)
• Thibault Tresca (he can go out for coffee with George and Sheldon)

These matches would be amusing to see:

• Chara (George would talk down to them and they would just stab him to death)
• Mr. Bean (the anti-George, protected by random chance and buffoonery)
• Thunderbull (runs from a truck)

Going to assume Horatio can conceivably defeat him but I will do the polite thing and wait for arguments.