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09/15/20 11:25:34 AM
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The Picard Maneuver
Assuming this is the FTL maneuver, and not pulling on his shirt, this is fine. It's cool to establish that Picard isn't just a diplomat, can is indeed capable of kicking ass by outsmarting people. It's a shame this comes up in basically one episode and never again, because it is a clever and interesting use of FTL in a space combat scenario. In fact, it's so clever that it's impossible to believe it was invented by Picard and not someone centuries before him, but okay.

Bajor
I wonder why Bajor was chosen for DS9's setting. That's a lie, I know -- it's because Bajorans have easy makeup for the thousands of extras. As a setting, Bajor is okay. It's fine. It's easily the least interesting of the planets and races that got a lot of attention. I mean, when you think of the major Star Trek races, it's Vulcans, Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, Ferengi, Bajorans, and... Orions? Andorians? My point is that there's a very clear line between the races that got a lot of attention from the writers and the races that didn't, and of the former category, Bajorans are the least interesting. Even the planet is basically just a nice-looking planet. You don't have the Vulcans' stark temples, the Klingons' warrior aesthetic, the Romulans' sharp angles, the Cardassians' fascism, or the Ferengis' domes and constant rain. This is part of why I was shocked when LD put a Bajoran as one of its main characters. I was like, "Woah, they know enough about Star Trek to remember Bajorans?"

Worf's Baldric
Worf's baldric comes up twice in the series. The first time it's when the crew loses its memories and everyone assumes Worf is in charge because he has a fancy sash, and when they learn the truth, Worf has to apologize to Picard while acting extremely embarrassed. That's a good moment and a good episode. The second time is when Riker rides Ro's ass for wearing a Bajoran religious earring against regulations, and she's like DUDE WORF'S THINGY and Riker has no real comeback for that.

What makes the baldric weird is that it's supposed to be a symbol of Worf's noble house. By itself, that's fine. But no other Klingon ever wears a baldric, including his brother! Very bizarre.

Gargoyles
I have only watched a tiny bit of Gargoyles, but I know that Johnathon Frakes and Marina Sirtis are on it. The only episode I've seen is the one where the bad guys turn a city to stone so they can steal one day from everyone's lives and become immortal. From what I remember, Frakes is the human mastermind villain and Sirtis is like a crazy gargoyle chick who's survived thousands of years and wants to wipe out humanity, right? Gargoyles always came across to me like a B-tier cartoon. It was never on the popularity level of something like Batman: TAS.

Morn
A brilliant addition to DS9. DS9 is very good about having a lot of memorable side characters, and Morn is one of them. He's always there in the bar, doing nothing, never really interacting with the plot (except that one time he does). His very existence implies that he has his own stories and that there are plenty of other alcoholics in the galaxy, and his design as an alien is fantastic.

Webster Series Finale
I will watch this later and make a writeup based on it. I hadn't heard of this until now.

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Make it So
Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

The Beginning of Wisdom
The Mirror Universe
The Neutral Zone
The Rules of Acquisition
Data & Picard
The Doctor
Geordie's Epic Maneuver
Transporters

Assimilate This
Galaxy Quest
Q
Morn
Combadges
Tribbles
TNG Warp Core Sound
The Riker Lean
Frequency of Uniform Changes in Starfleet
Chain of Command Torture Sequence
Kirk is a Jerk Shirt
Timescape
The Chase
Where No Fan Has Gone Before
Duet
Children of Time
Ambassador-class Starship
Wolf in the Fold

Live Long and Prosper
Enterprise s3
Escape Pods
Gowron
Worf's Baldric
TOS Klingons
Technobabble
Gargoyles
RedLetterMedia's Picard Re:Views
Holodeck Episodes
Mike and Rich's Top 5 TNG episodes
Brent Spiner
The Picard Maneuver
Anagram
Raemes T. Quirk
Sanctuary Districts

Highly Illogical
Star Trek: Lower Decks
Star Trek: The Animated Series
Bajor
STARFLEET The International Star Trek Fan Association
Prune Juice
For the Uniform
Sisko's Beard
The Rock's Appearance on Voyager
It's a Faaaaaaaaake!
Naomi Wildman
Valiant (DS9)
Sisko Punching Q
DS9/Babylon 5 Similarities

Get the Cheese to Sickbay
Harry Kim
Rom
Wil Wheaton
ENT's Reason for Klingon Forehead Ridges
Night Terrors
Flaunting Danger Clip
Beardless Riker
Star Trek Online
Wadi

This is the Power of Math, People
Riker's Pizza
Warp 10
The Outcast
God Aliens Not Respecting Consent
Climax of Into Darkness
Jennier Lien's Descent into Madness
The Rape Gangs of Turkana IV
Data x Borg Queen [robo][tf][buzzsaw]

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