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I had an alright time. I talked to 2 women: 1 came up to me and the guy I was talking to and said, "Hey! Can I sit with you guys? I'm here by myself just trying to make friends!" And then immediately got swooped up and taken away by a group of women she clearly knew. Me and the guy were laughing: "Ever notice how women with 'no friends' always have the most God damn friends?" She approached me later and offered me get number. A classic case of short girl wants tall man for no reason other than he's tall. She was kind of gross, but I'd smash, I guess. I'll text her later.

The second was some young girl, 21 at most. She was looking bored sitting by herself, so she seemed like she could use the deupster in her life. I say nothing more than "hello," and she instantly says "my boyfriend's is here, he's just getting drinks." She wasn't lying. An instant later, some 55 year old dude is up in my face asking if there's a problem. I laugh it off and say "you gotta keep an eye on a woman like that! Haha!" And I walk away. I'm sitting on the other side of the room for 5 minutes before this psycho comes back up in my face all "what do you mean I should keep an eye on her?! I left for 2 seconds for drinks!" I just put my hands up and repeated "you need to leave me alone. You need to leave me alone." He's babbling something at me. "You need to leave me alone." I'm scanning the room for security, but he eventually leaves.
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