Which would you prefer? - Results (76 votes)
Vertical
51.32% (39 votes)
39
Horizontal
3.95% (3 votes)
3
Diagnol
21.05% (16 votes)
16
No preference
23.68% (18 votes)
18
Recently my wife (10 years in February!!) has been complaining that her nether regions aren't "pretty" enough because she thinks horizontal things are beautiful whereas vertical things repulse her. For example, I had to get rid of all my vertical striped shirts and replace them with horizontal. I tried telling her this is a non-issue for most people, but she's dead convinced every person on the street is judging her even though most of them don't even take note of her.
So whether you're male or female, have one or not, what's your preference?
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