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I'm making a list
Checking it twice
To see who's been naughty and nice
Santa Ash is comin' to town.

Minnesota Vikings @ New Orleans Saints LOCK
Saints: Nice. Even without Drew Brees they're winning games.
Vikings: Naughty. They overpaid for an overrated QB.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Detroit Lions
Buccaneers: Naughty. Paper Champs for sure.
Lions: Nice. Darrell Bevell might get a chance to be head coach some day.

San Francisco 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals
49ers: Naughty. Lots of injuries came their way.
Cardinals: Nice. They turned themselves around a lot this year.

Miami Dolphins @ Las Vegas Raiders
Dolphins: Nice. Not tanking this year!
Raiders: Naughty. Gruden should've worn a mask.

Atlanta Falcons @ Kansas City Chiefs
Falcons: Nice. They keep trying, no matter how bad things get.
Chiefs: Nice. And that's why they are definitely in running for the best team this year.

Cleveland Browns @ New York Jets LOCK
Browns: Nice. Can they be anything else? You've gotta feel bad for a team that can win double digits, and still somehow miss the playoffs.
Jets: Naughty. They tried to tank. Now if the Jags lose out, they've sank.

Indianapolis Colts @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Colts: Nice. They gave Philip Rivers another shot instead of tanking for Trevor.
Steelers: Naughty. They won a bunch of games, but now are on a losing streak.

Carolina Panthers @ Washington Football Team
Panthers: Naughty. Their new owner has been very naughty.
Football Team: Nice. They changed their name. But they still need to pick a new one. Maybe Santa will bring them one.

Chicago Bears @ Jacksonville Jaguars
Bears: Nice. Will they be nice and sign another failed Jags QB next year?
Jaguars: Nice. If they're really good (or really bad in this case) Santa might bring them the Trevor Lawrence they've been asking for.

New York Giants @ Baltimore Ravens
Giants: Nice. But not enough to win the NFC East.
Ravens: Nice. Santa might bring them a Wildcard Berth!

Cincinnati Bengals @ Houston Texans
Bengals: Nice. Poor Joe Burrow.
Texans: Naughty. Bill O'Brien doomed them to the naughty list.

Denver Broncos @ Los Angeles Chargers
Broncos: Nice. They've won a few games they probably shouldn't have.
Chargers: Nice. They seem to be on the upswing.

Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowboys
Eagles: Naughty. It's Philadelphia. Nobody from philly gets on the nice list.
Cowboys: Naughty. Jerry Jones. Enough said.

Los Angeles Rams @ Seattle Seahawks
Rams: Nice. They gave the Jets their first win. That was very nice of them.
Seahawks: Nice. They've already clinched a playoff spot.

Tennessee Titans @ Green Bay Packers
Titans: Nice. They gave Tannehill a second chance.
Packers: Nice. I get my state farm discount for saying that. What do you MEAN everyone gets it? That's not what Rogers told me.

Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots LOCK
Bills: Nice. Santa has given them the early gift of the AFC East!
Patriots: Naughty. Bill Belichick gets them put on the naughty list permenantly by Santa.

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