LogFAQs > #948835194

Phil isn't just dumb, he is monumentally stupid.

During the CP77 stream he decided to put up a bug counter, not unlike the deathcounter he uses for the Souls games. Phil, being an example of a great gamer, has taken it upon himself to catagorize each and every bug he encounters in this game. And there is no way this could go wrong, right?

So at a certain point, Phil came across a NPC who was preparing a chicken. They cut off the head of the chicken, bagged it, and put that bag in their jacket.

Phil wasn't (propely) paying attention, noticed the "missing" chicken and immediatly proclaimed it to be a bug. Chat was quick to respond that it wasn't a bug, but their attempt to explain what happened fell on deaf ears.

Phil responded by yelling at his viewers that that didn't happen, that the chicken dissapeared and that it was indeed a bug.

Then, not three minutes later, Phil watches that NPC take the chicken out of their jacket and reacts "chicken".

I lack the words to propely describe how fucking stupid Phil is. But this does prove that Phil doesn't live in the same reality as the rest of us do.

If Phil didn't see it happen, it didn't happen. But even when presented with evidence that it DID happen, he can't put 2 and 2 together.

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