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TopicHave you ever dated or slept with a MUCH older woman? Like fifties or something?
Fazeo13
01/08/21 11:13:35 AM
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First you gonna need a whole buncha lubrication. Matain focus you don't look into the fire when you're poking it with a stick. Those chicken wings are boner kllers. You also going to need a whole bunch of douche. The smell can be overpowering at first but you got to power through. I'd say about 5 breath mints each just to be safe. If you're nice she may even buy you a ps5 after showing her what a stallion you are. Plenty of viagra needed. And don't you don't want to try anything too adventurous you don't wana kill or injure the old bag
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