LogFAQs > #949863022

I stopped playing last night when I got to the first dungeon.

So much of that game is just useless padding and annoying handholding that it's amazing (and sad) that it ever cleared quality control.

I straight up don't respect the opinion of anyone who thinks this anything above a bottom tier Zelda game. Fucking how.

I get angry thinking about it because Nintendo basically had to go out of their way to purposely fuck this up. And there's an air about the game of superiority, as if Nintendo shit out this game and then acted like it was a masterpiece. The first Fi cutscenes where some serious sounding orchestrated music plays just seems patronizing when the accompanying gameplay is stunted, the story is boring, and the graphics are early PS2 stage (Link looks like he's been drinking bleach or something, and wtf is going on with his haircut, he looks like the child of Justin Bieber and Jamie Lee Curtis).

This is the game that broke the Zelda cycle, where each new game makes people remember the previous one more fondly.

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