see, this is how they fool guys like you. both of these drinks are sugary, that's true, so they trick you into thinking sugar is the bad guy here. but you know what? ants eat sugar. ever seen a fat ant? no.
the REAL threat is something else they have in common. Big Water has been trying to bury this secret for centuries, but what they both have in common is WATER. want proof that water is bad for you? they say soda rots your teeth. pour some soda on a rock. does the rock melt? no. but look at the rocks near bodies of water. eroded. broken. soft. water is rotting those rocks just like it rots your teeth
if you really want to be healthy, put a bag of sugar in a blender each day and just remove water from the process completely. watch the pounds literally melt off of your body once you switch to a no-water diet. trust me. i'm an internet guy. we never lie
DOWN WITH BIG WATER
this guy knows
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