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101. Millia Rage

Series: Guilty Gear
Nominator: Not_an_Owl (3/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 90 (11/145 tie)
Personality: 50 (103/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 24 (137/145)
Overall Waifu Score: 54.6
Hair: Blonde (18/26 remaining)
Eyes: Blue (30/43 remaining)
Race: White (43/61 remaining)
Age: 20-29 (41/58 remaining)
Medium: Video Game (66/94 remaining)

Millia is our first waifu with a 90 in any score. You may think that thats too high, but its my list, and blonde waifus get an unfair bonus because thats just how my tastes roll. By the way, yes, I purposefully didnt mention that in the nominations topic. I would say shes one of the very few waifus whos called the most beautiful woman in the world in her game where she actually lives up to the hype. I also really enjoy how because shes Russian, she needs to have a ushanka, but she also needs to have a light color scheme because shes blonde, which ends up making her look like a hairy banana in half of her official artwork. Im also just going to assume that the magical beast that likes in her hair is cool and wont consume me or anything. I actually did once know a girl with super gigantic hair, not as big as this, but still down past her butt, and she described it as not being worth the hassle. But it does look nice on Millia!

Millia is a classic acts cold and distant, but is actually kind once you get to know her waifu, of which there are approximately nine-thousand on this list alone. If you add in her soft spot for children, then the number is reduced to merely four-thousand. Its an okay personality archetype for a waifu, Im sure itll be possible to make a connection with her eventually.

Millia basically has two major strikes that destroy her Girlfriendness, though. First, shes an ex-assassin on the run from an assassins guild. They dont even have a cool name like the Order of the Black Hydra or whatever, its just the Assassins Guild. Get a better PR guy. So, obviously thats even worse than a normal adventurer, because not only will she always be on the move, but assassins will be after her, and I assume after me as well. I do appreciate how she defected because she no longer wants to be a murderer, at least.

Second, and I cant believe this is coming up in a waifu list, her Wiki lists her likes and dislikes, and this line exists.
Likes: Chastity
Thats just about the worst possible like you can have as a waifu, sorry!

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Started: July 6, 2005