Alright, I watched the rest of Royal Rumble.
Miz comedy is pretty bad. Or I may just be, like, tired of it at this point. JoMo is fun though.
Okay, I can imagine people liking dumb stuff with the 24/7 Title. Like, they have to be dumb. So dumb. Bottom tier sense of humor to like it, sure. But I cannot imagine anyone enjoying Rosenburg or whatever his name is winning the belt. Like how stupid. Just... why?
Promo package for Reigns vs. Owens was actually really good. Really great match too (except lol taking the golf cart spot). I cannot believe they didn't make Roman heel before. Like what the hell. He's actually legitimately good and has depth now. Can you imagine if they did this sooner how much better shape WWE might actually be in if they didn't try to throttle us with Face Roman this whole time? Absolutely unbelievable. Owens was outstanding here too. Great job from both guys.
Rumble Thoughts:
- I guess I'll get it out of the way. I like Edge well enough but holy shit can you imagine that you make him the first entrant and then actually have him win? You had NO OTHER OPTIONS for this? With two belts? Come the fuck on guys.
- Also, this Rumble did a lot of things that I completely hate about the Rumble. Attack on the outside leaving someone out for most of it? Yeah. Did it with Orton. Totally stupid. Totally pointless. Just why?
- Sami Zayn's gimmick is weird, but he seems fun still.
- Mustafa Ali finally gets to show character and he's good at it. Imagine if they didn't sleep on like 90% of the roster.
- Jesus how was Carlito so jacked oh my god. Keep him around.
- Ricochet is so wasted. He's so incredible and he gets eliminated by fucking Kane. lmao Dude how do they waste this guy?
- Elias is just the most pointless thing. He's like, so boring now.
- Damien Priest is pretty cool I guess.
- Corbin still sucks.
- Christian coming back was the highlight of this and they just... didn't make as big of a deal about it as they should have? But then that's par for the course for Christian. The moment between him and Edge was amazing though. He hasn't missed a step at all. I'm really happy for him.
- Cesaro is still being slept on Jesus.
- Who is Omos and why is this like so boring. Why is he allowed to eliminate people? What the fuck.
- The finish still sucks. Who can possibly care about Edge winning except for the olds?
- Overall, very boring and uninteresting Rumble with nothing going on. The Women's Rumble was a million times better.
Now to not watch WWE for another year or something.
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