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80. Zoologist

Series: Terraria
Nominator: LavaLord (1/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 58 (101/145 tie)
Personality: 55 (86/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 60 (66/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 57.6
Hair: Red (13/24 remaining)
Eyes: Green (15/22 remaining)
Race: Furry (3/9 remaining) / Black (0/1 remaining)
Age: 20-29 (33/56 remaining)
Medium: Video Game (55/94 remaining)

The Zoologists status as a waifu is going to depend largely on how much you care about werewolf waifus. Personally, Im sort of ambivalent. I guess shes only a werewolf while theres a full moon, so thats not too big of a deal.

So, the Zoologist is weirdly not an actual zoologist, but instead a merchant who sells pet-related stuff. Basically, she runs a one-man PetCo, I guess. Honestly? Decent waifu job. Its not great, but its reliable. Im a little worried that shes going to want to have a lot of pets, when Im like a two pet maximum sort of guy, but hey, compromise. Apparently, she hates desert biomes, though. I doubt thatll apply to Los Angeles, since were only kind of a desert.

Personality, shes great about everything except that she has a valley girl accent. Look, Im from the actual valley for which valley girls are named. I know actual valley girls, my sisters are valley girls and have the accent. I once told one of them that shes a valley girl and she was like so are you. I dont know, maybe this is just a personal thing, but I think Im valley girled out. And I say that as someone who honestly does use a lot of the Valley vernacular and speech patterns in his life, so I guess Im just a huge hypocrite.

Special commendations to the Zoologist for having probably the highest proportion of porn images on a google image search relative to the obscurity of the waifu googled. I guess all it takes is being a female werewolf.

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