She loved how I would save her from all sorts of issues. And then life became peaceful. But... women dont like stability... they like excitement. So she began creating issues for me to save her from. You have no idea how many times I compared myself to Mario and said, If the princess keeps getting captured by Bowser, theres a fucking problem!
Eventually I got tired of someone treating me like a Pokmon, and constantly throwing me into battles just to see if I still love them enough to fight them out.
Im still with her... but I do seek emotional fulfillment from other women. Sorry, but not sorry.