You know, I really can't add anything to what you said. I agree with all of it.
But Holy, shit!!
You would be the one to remember Phil Hendrie. Dude his show in the '00s to '02' were amazing.
Like truly coming live after Rush, Sean and Savage.
I LMAO of over what he did, many times!
He did a stunt about something - typically, something outrageous but I can't remember what it was- claiming to be at a sawmill. He did his usual rant for 20 minutes or so. As usual, some rube called in to complain. Everytime she tried to speak, this HUGE buzzsaw sound played, completely drowning her out. It went on for 10 minutes before she hung up. I have been laughing over 20 years about this.
---
Not everyone is suitable to kill a lion - Maasai proverb.