This food is a mushy, sewage-colored, and strong-odored soup/stew, (ironically) named Dave's Delight. You have to eat everything in the bowl to get the prize. The stew consists of:
Loads of unhealthy oils/grease
Rotting "chum" made of various chopped vermin animals (ex: rats, pigeons, cockroaches, etc.), including organs, bones, and fluids
Spoiled whole-fat milk
A wide variety of decaying kitchen waste pureed by an immersion blender
Various expired flavorings
Artificial coloring and preservatives
Feel free to explain why or why not.
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