must have CCIE must know 30 different programming languages must be a database architect must be a security expert (both networking layer, OS layer and user layer) must be fine spending 8 hours a day doing help desk and the other 8 hours a day after hours catching up on your actual job must be an expert business analyst must be an electrician and have the appropriate cabeling licences and certs must be a plumber with the appropriate plumbing licences and certs ROCKSTAR printer technician (we have over 200 printers, some people have multiple on the same desk lol) have a passion for maintaining building infrastructure including coffee machines and ovens have a passion for home calls if the cleaners dont clean one weekend its your job to clean before Monday morning to make up for it must have a Ph.D or equivalent must be certified with X Y Z medical equipment $25k a year
we cant find any appropriate workers! We need to import people from overseas at rock bottom prices since theres a skill shortage!
oh wait, theres a pandemic and now we cant import low price workers? Aw shit dude
Entry level jobs want experience. Like wtf?
Theres some business up the street from my house that is always begging people to work there. They require a masters degree and only pay $15/hr.