LogFAQs > #954592786

My poop schedule has shifted over time and now I poop every single day at work when previously it was always an hour or two after clocking out. There are very few bathrooms around my work area so I've had to poop in the girls bathroom a couple of times. Before the pandemic I tried to make it my goal to poop in every bathroom in the building but new regulations make that more difficult. I know I've pooped in most of them at this point but I bet some higher up has like a button under their desk that leads to a secret golden bathroom for his or her buttocks only. Sorry for the long post, I had a lot to get off my chest (and bowels).

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