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Mead posted...

I dont think I want to play the actual miniatures game. My bad for not being more clear sorry. I know that is the core of the whole thing, but it is mostly the lore and setting that seems intriguing to me.

ok, basically 10'000 years ago or so God had 20 babies with a dude named Malcador and 2 of the babies were expunged from the records never to be mentioned again and the other 18 were lost in space cuz space satan wanted to mess things up so God went on a pokemon collecting spree to find his lost kids but it took like 100 years or so but eventually he found all 18 kids and they all had demi-god powers as well as a finely developed temperment based on what planet they were found on for some reason oh and by 18 I mean 17 'cuz his starter pokegod was Robot Gillman, hero of the imperium and anyways he game each of his 18 kids a legion to go conquer human controlled space and he did and then half the legions were all like satan is cooler so they lured people to istvaan5 into a trap and killed basically just the Salamanders 'cuz they're racist and that's why they only have 7 companies instead of 10. Then for the next 10'000 years there was only war and Malcador was all like 'shoulda had some girls, y'know' and god was like 'shut up, logic' and then one of this sons killed him sorta but not really 'cuz he's immortal god oh and one of his sons killed one of his other sons so now all the marines from their legion gets psychic trauma visions of being murdered which makes them insane and get +1 to hit or wound or something in melee.

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