my sister had friends over which we havent done for like a year and a half, and the first time in my new condo they suddenly wanted to play smash melee my wii was not connected, but my wii u was. so I turn it on. then I realize my cousin borrowed my smash for wii u so we tried mario kart 8. but apparently I deleted the updates for it to make room for other games and it tried to download it but it would take like 30 mins so I tried going into settings to turn off the internet and see if that would work to play without updates and/or move my save data, but it said I needed my gamepad which wasnt charged but I have my cousins smash brawl, so go into wii mode then I remembered I had a project m sd card in my wii, so I took it out and put it in my wii u hoping it would work it did work on the wii u, so we took out gamecube controllers, only to find out the adapter didnt work so I had to pull out the wii before realizing it does not support hdmi (I dont have a tv, only a monitor) so back on the wii u, we restarted, then back to wii mode to play vanilla brawl and tried the adapter l but that didnt work for vanilla brawl either find out I forgot that the adapter only works for smash for wii u, the 1 game my cousin has borrowed so we were like maybe play brawl with just wiimotes, but then realized I only had 2 wiimotes so went back to mario kart 8 and was like, oh yeah the update thing so find the gamepad and the gamepad ac adapter to charge it while going to setting and deleting the internet settings, and it said the download was half finished so it cant start so I go into data management and realized I cant move my mario kart 8 save file to an sd card anyways so deleting the update wouldnt help cause it has newer save data then realized my wii u controllers were uncharged too
finally, it took this long, I then remembered I have smash ultimate and I seppukued