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Topic | A typical night in the life of SMACKEMS |
Smackems 09/30/21 11:15:08 PM #1: | So my mom and I were outside. She started hollering and told me to help. Looked down and there's a bunch of little raccoons. They started chasing our feet everywhere I had to act. I went and got food and fed them in little lines. They started snorting up. Then for whatever reason, my most frail and sickly cat started slapping at them. Had to wrangle him and put him on a hedge bush So, after that I went to the edge of the porch to do a wee wee. Pulled my wiener out, ready to go, and out shoots a possum hauling ass towards the woods. Waddle running. Guess my dick scared it off --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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