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| Topic | Your girlfriend gets you an Nintendo Switch OLED for Xmas but a tiger steals it |
| UnfairRepresent 12/22/21 5:08:31 AM #1: | You're at the zoo with your girlfriend when she hands you your Christmas present. You start to open it and tear the wrapping just enough to see its an Nintendo Switch OLED with Pokemon Diamond, Pikmen and maybe more. She's about to say Merry Christmas when suddenly youre startled by a loud elephant trumpeting noisily somewhere behind you. In surprise you jerk forward and drop the present into the tiger enclosure. A tiger lunges forward and with the speed and agility of... Well a tiger ... grabs your present and runs off like a dog who found her way into the pizza box and is inheriting the cheesy goodness. Unsure of what to do you ask Zookeeper Joey for help who then looks at you like you've got slugs crawling out of your nostrils and says "What are you crazy!? That's a South China tiger! They're more endangered than a happy white Conservative Christian couple in a Hollywood movie. We're not risking her safety. You're just gonna have to get a new gameboy." The tiger is just lying there. Holding your Switch Oled and staring at you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/5/AAZiH8AACum7.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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