Which one is your favorite? It's sausage to me (German)I care a cucumber (Spanish)It can oxidize my anus (Dutch)I slap my balls on it (French)It interests me as much as a kilogram of shit (Finnish)Flowers on my dick and bees all around (Greek)I'm taking a shit and walking (Portuguese)Another French slang expression (also testicle-related) for not giving a fuck is "I'm painting my balls with the brush of indifference" --- Your face looks like I need a beer.