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It's pronounced, "I wanna slap the mother fucker across the face."

If there's a worse video game protagonist, I don't want to make their acquaintance. Bubsy would've been a better lead. I know that starting off as a winy, entitled kid is part of the hero's journey. I'm told that he's slightly less annoying in the second half of the game. But that doesn't mean anything if I don't want to see through the first half of the game to make it that far.

I beat Seymour in the first round, then shut the game off. I was over Tidus's spiky-haired punk ass.