LogFAQs > #961715739

Background: for years I've had visceral and upsetting dreams revolving around poop/touching poop/having to clean huge amounts of poop

This time I was at my homophobic aunts house and I had to poop. I decided to use the basement bathroom because it was a big poop and I didn't want anyone to hear. For some reason there were 2 toilets in the room and I just picked the closest one without thinking. I dropped a huge nasty shit and then realized it was like a display toilet that wasn't hooked up to the plumbing or anything. I still had more in me so I moved to the other toilet to finish. I figured I would have to scoop the poop out of the first toilet and then clean it out before anyone noticed. Well it turned out the plumbing wasn't hooked up on the second toilet either. At this point my aunt comes in and gets really upset at all the poop. I explain to her I didnt know the toilets weren't hooked up and promised I would clean all the poop. She gives me some pipes or something to hook up the plumbing and my uncle comes in to help. Im so embarrassed about all my poop and beg him to never tell anyone. He tells me its ok and im a good kid and pulls out a plate of those nasty microwave pizza bagels we can share while we work on the plumbing