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You're at home one day when suddenly there is an unexpected Earthquake possibly caused by fracking. The building starts to collapse and just when you think you're going to make it out, you trip and fall on your ass.

You're terrified the ceiling is about to fall ontop of you when you're spirited away to alien spaceship at the last moment. It was orbiting Earth and saw your peril.

A weird wide pink alien with a yellow sharp beaked mouth, long tail and 4 leg scuttles right up to your face. It's so awkwardly close that it is almost touching with no regard for personal boundries and in concise but weirdly pronouced English bellows loudly

"Greetings Earthicans! We bring food and medical supplies!"

You're then dragged forcefully but not painfully onto a crude approximation of a table and chairs which are clearly homemade. Placed on an weird seat that's uneven and sat alongside a group of 4 or 5 other humans who are from all over the world and have bumps and scraps on them. Clearly just rescued from some kind of peril as well.

Before you could spell your name more aliens arrive and place food in front of all of you but they don't seem to understand human dishes.

It's half-cooked chicken, covered in custard, eggplant, raw fish, BBQ suace, pineapple, chocolate cake, cheese, solyanka, some black and purple things that you don't recongize. all kinda lumped together in crispy pastry topped with doubanjiang.

Alonside a Glass of Pepsi and 1941 Baron de Sigognac malt with Smokey Bacon Walkers crisps floating inside topped off with hot Bovril.

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All the aliens are staring unblinkingly at you and the others in peaceful silence.

A small skinny Chinese guy sat next to you on a chair far too wide for him has already forced down 2 spoonfalls. He elbows you and goes "Dude. Eat. You're gonna insult them shzi."

How do you react?
What do you do?