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TopicAfter 22 years of life I finally came up with names for my tits.
ParanoidObsessive
01/16/22 5:28:10 PM
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Flappers posted...
Are you going to stand there and tell me you didn't name your dick?

I have literally never named my dick.

Even after reading The Illuminatus Trilogy, where one of the characters talks about how every guy has a nickname for his dick, and I was like "Wait, what? Is that actually a thing?", I never named my dick. It always just sort of seemed a bit creepy/weird to me, and kind of pointless. If I want to refer to my dick, I just call it my dick.

I've also never named any car I've ever owned, in spite of the fact that some people do that as well.

I do name all my computers, though. In spite of that being more of an old hacker sort of thing, that most people today have kind of forgotten about. Even when the computer in question isn't on a network so names aren't necessary to differentiate it. For example, one of my old computers was Caliban, another was Ariel, and my first laptop was Durandal.

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