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TopicDrinking topic #110 - no clever title
CanuckCowboy
01/25/22 8:08:53 PM
#493:


Omg I'm gonna lose my shit.

I booked a blood test weeks ago to prove I have all necessary vaccines. I leave class early to go to the appointment where they tell me they don't do that. I was like "you do blood tests, right? And you allowed me to book this appointment for this exact reason. Twice actually. And this is my confirmation number for this appointment that I booked for this reason, right?"

"Yes thats all true but also we don't do this."

"But this is what I booked the appointment for...."

"Yes but we don't do this."

"So why did you book the appointment and not tell me you don't do the thing I booked the appointment for?"

"Let me go talk to somebody."

*comes back*

"Yeah so we don't do this."

So I go to the health center to at least get my vaccine records and they give me a thing that says I have my covid vaccine and says nothing else.

"I need all my vaccination records..."

"Yes I know but also you're older than 25 so get wrecked old person we don't have records for people over 25. Those people are gross and should go die."

"So what do I do to prove I have all my vaccinations?"

"I don't know."

"So if you were me what would you try?"

"Hmmmm id try the white clinic labs."

*goes to white clinic labs*

"Lol loser you can't make appointments only you're dr can."

Fuck me sideways with a combine.


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