Orrrr, you could follow the procedure listed below:
1. Procure a prescription for something if you don't already have one.
2. Walk up to the counter and demand the prescription.
3. Look at the label and say, "it says here to apply this to a sensitive area."
4. Stare at her eyes and raise your eyebrows.
5. Keep eyebrows raised until all her clothes are off.
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