As a small note Doom for the next couple of weeks is going to enter a bit of a slow update cycle as I sort out other projects (note: This is mostly Naruto fanfic/actual book) unless there is an outpouring of demand for Doom.
Doctor Doom did not suffer failure, even his own. So Doom did what he always did when he was in a bad mood: Set half a dozen people on fire.
The denizens of the Pokecenter never saw it coming, and perhaps that was for the best, as Doom left the local Nurse Joy to find the duster out of the broom closet to clean up the ashes of the victims. Doom had research to do.
Doom went to his lab and saw a Pokémon furiously kicking a training dummy as Meowth did a very poor Doctor Doom impression in a pathetic attempt to inspire the Pokémon to work harder. Oddly enough the lackluster training method appeared to work, which made Doom pleased with himself; Doom wouldn’t want something with such low standards to have Doom for its master anyway. Despite that Doom made two notes instantaneously: Kick something later and have that something be Meowth for his poor attempt at mimicking him.
Doom pulled out the truck he had shrink rayed earlier from his cloak and placed it onto the examining platform of a very big computer.
That’s right, Doom has a shrink ray.
Doom pressed in a few parameters and watched as the computer began to chew through the data of the package inside the truck. Soon a message appeared on the screen stating that it would take fifteen minutes to fully decode everything inside. This displeased Doom. A moment and a burning pile of computer parts later a new computer was sitting in front of Doom appearing to shake, or perhaps shiver, slightly as it told Doom its analysis would be competed in thirty-seven seconds. It would take Doom longer to build a completely new computer from the scraps of the last two and so Doom let the matter slide.
For now.
Doom thought of ways to destroy the computer if it was even a second late but the data managed to appear on the screen early. Doom might just keep this computer around.
For now.
Doom assimilated the facts of the report into his mind effortlessly and promptly made the computer explode. It turns out five seconds makes a world of difference on something’s life expectancy. That note to make things explode more often was one of Doom’s better ideas in his mind, and that was saying something.
Doom went over to his massive library and started to look in the “M” section for any historical data on the Pokémon known as Mew. After all, reading was fundamental.
To maiming all of your enemies as horrifically and efficiently as possible.
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Sir Chris
The Cult of Personality.