Doctor Doom marched to the east until suddenly there was a large, snoring Pokémon blocking the road ahead of him. Doom decided to make use of his new Doomdex that he had rebuilt from scratch in his lab as he studied. Doom pointed the device at the sleeping Pokémon.
“Snorlax, the sleeping mammoth Pokémon. Known for being incredibly strong and motivated once awakened from their many long slumbers. The species as a whole is both slow of body and of mind, and they have been hunted for years to the point that it is very rare to see one near civilization presently.”
Doom frowned and violently slapped the side of the Doomdex so that it would work better.
“In short it has a lot of power but not worth the maintenance, just kill the useless thing.”
Doom smirked. That was more like it. Doom snapped his fingers and the Snorlax was rocked by several explosions. When the smoke cleared, however, the Snorlax remained intact although it was now awake and glaring at Doom.
“Snorlax’s anatomy gives it a great resistance to fire and ice based attacks. This means you are going to have to actually put some muscle behind it.”
Doom glared at the Doomdex. Perhaps he had done too good of a job with that previous slap adjustment. Doom put the device away and focused on the Snorlax. It was time to do this properly. Doom leaped at the Snorlax and without warning delivered a powerful right cross to the Pokemon’s head.
Snorlax, which had just managed to sit up, was knocked back down onto its back. It grunted in pain and attempted to sit back up before it was stopped by a swift kick to its side by Doom.
“Doom does not stop for obstacles!” Doom shouted.
Doom kicked the Snorlax again.
“Doom does not heed the warnings of foolish signs!”
Doom stomped on the Snorlax as he climbed on top of its belly.
“Doom is Superior!”
Doom delivered another punch to the face of the Snorlax.
“Doom is supreme!”
Doom’s gauntlet came back with freshly spilt Snorlax blood on it after yet another brutal hit.
“Doom is the victor!”
Doom rained down several blows to the completely unmoving Snorlax.
“Doom is ETERNAL!”
Doom brought down his head and completely cracked open Snorlax’s skull with his own metal mask. Doom stood up and shoved himself off of the now dead Pokémon and began to walk back to Vermillion. That had felt good.
Good is never good enough for Doctor Victor Von Doom.
Doom, with a crazed grin on his face, turned back towards the dead Pokémon. What was it that his device had said? That Snorlax exhibited a great resistance to fire? Doom was above all else a man of study. This would be… valuable research.
Doom focused for a brief moment inward before he launched a bolt of magical fire into the Snorlax. Doom then turned around and once again started towards the port city.
A moment later the body of the Snorlax was completely torn apart by a magical explosion occurring inside of its body. The parts of the Snorlax flew as far as Fuchsia City where a safari camper got an unwelcome surprise.
Nothing resisted Doom.
Nothing.