My parents never gave me those kinds of gift (they can't even afford a new card for themselves) but they're still the best parents I could ever wish to have.
I ****ing love my parents.
Also my dad has that stach, never talks and is strong as ****. And his name's Mario.
That's pretty freaking awesome.
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