Haha, I like your completely ignorant character rankings. Some interesting stuff there, although I don't want to comment any further and possibly give even the slightest of spoilers.
THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE PEOPLE.
See, hinting that I might have messed something up entirely based on my completely random ranking system without naming anything specific about who or what I might be wrong on. A+ response would read again.
Also, Shogo will be much more cool than your number 19 suggests; trust me.
This is how it is NOT done. From this post alone, I am already able to conclude that Shogo is going to make at least a decent run at things. Don't do this. Don't hint at anything in the future. Or so much strangling.
Luckily, I'm almost done with Chapter 0 and have already deduced this much for myself.
BUT YOU'RE ON NOTICE.
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Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."