Ooh, going into the Employees Only area? Awesome. There's a certain mysticism and charm to that that's getting my residual eight-year-old self all hyped.
But first!
> Check NAME BADGE on FALLEN HERO
> Dramatically and loudly swear VENGEANCE in HIS NAME
My residual fourteen-year-old self was pretty okay about the women's bathroom, too. Good chapter for psychological-flotsam wish-fulfilment.
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