You decide to try to eat the raptor before he eats you. You chomp down on his feathery, rough skin.
"WHAT THE **** DUDE THAT TOTALLY HURTS A LOT" he yells and throws you across the room
you see the raptor begin to reflect on things after this traumatic experience
"WOW I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH PAIN I WAS CAUSING OTHERS. MAYBE I HAVE BEEN WRONG. MAYBE THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST KILLING AND EATING EVERYONE."
you feel as though perhaps you have hit a breakthrough with the raptor, and maybe he will come around to see things your way, as you comfort him and pat him on the shoulder
"YOU KNOW IM NOT A BAD GUY. I AM JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO BE LOVED." says the raptor
"really?" you ask, excited that maybe you could survive this one
"**** NO I AINT GAY" says the raptor, who then bites off your face
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