Wait what, Goldust has become The Rock. Hey The Rock was behind Goldust.
Goldust paid for his shirt.
Brock Lesnar Vs. Rob Van Dam
Tie up and Brock's leg is getting kicked by RVD. This is over! Brock just caught RVD and delivered a powerbomb. Stomp on the back.
Powerslam from Brock and he's looking great. Brock with two backbreakers, RVD's back is broken!
Elbows by RVD to break out of a bear hug, Brock rams him with shoulder charges in the corner. RVD sidesteps one and his kick is blocked. But he's still kicking the legs.
Springboard kick and a bad back isn't stopping Van Dam from using a rolling thunder. Heyman attacked Van Dam from behind and it nearly led to a pin. RVD gives him a baseball slide.
F5! Lesnar's the King of the Ring.
Triple H is walking backstage, Shawn's there with the rest of the nWo and they do Kliq signs.
MAIN EVENT:
WWE UNDISPUTED TITLE:
The Undertaker (c) Vs. Triple H
The two are squaring off and Undertaker headbutts him, Triple H with some right hands. Undertaker's going in with his own.
Takedown by Triple H and he's going for a quick choke. Undertaker's sent over the top. Triple H joins him and they fight close to the steps.
Whip into the stairs. Undertaker's getting hammered on the barricade. Right hand by Undertaker and another one.
Big Boot and Undertaker misses. Triple H mounts him in the corner and starts throwing rights. Undertakers dropping him.
Undertaker's looking at his fist, I don't know why and he's headbutting Undertaker. Right hands and Triple H falls.
Sidewalk slam Undertaker's covers are inefficient. Legdrop by Undertaker on the apron, Triple H is still kicking out of those.
Triple H is using his favourite right hands, they never use left hands. Undertaker tosses Triple H out of the ring and grabs him by the head, toss innto the steps.
Kicks to the gut stop the right hands, suplex on the outside! Legdrop by Undertaker, this could just be me, but I feel like they've only used a combined eight moves in this match.
More rights and this time Triple H uses the headbutt. Undertaker dives in with a clothesline, he's removing the turnbuckle padding.
Stomp by Undertaker, whip from Triple H to the turnbuckle and a neckbreaker. Spinbebuster from Triple H and Undertaker kicks out at two.
Paul Heyman's talking a lot. Snake eyes, doesn't affect Triple H, high knee and a kickout. DDT, cover and a kickout. Pedigree time, no slingshot into the referee.
Now Undertaker squashes him and everyone's down. Wait what why is The Rock here. He's coming after Heyman. We're going to hear some Rock commentary. Facebuster by the game and over the top he goes.
Undertaker just kicked The Rock's head off, crazy fangirls in the front are marking out bro. Undertaker has a chair but he's not using it, Rock assaults, chairshots misses Undertaker and hitts Triple H in the face.
This match became a triple threat at some point. Last Ride and here comes the referee Nick Patrick. The Game kicks out and Undertaker is shocked. Down goes another Ref, in comes The Rock.
ROCK BOTTOM! WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION! THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION! Oh wait Triple H is there all busted open. Refs are still dead. Hebner with the slowest count in history and Undertaker woke up.
Pedigree! Hebner's suffering from a heart attack apparently, they need fitter referees. Low blow and a handful of tights. Undertaker is still champion! Man who the hell wins on low blows.
Undertaker's talking trash to The Rock and the peoplle's champion's running in. People's elbow is incoming and it connects! Triple H gives Rock a Pedigree! Chokeslam by Undertaker. Are we heading towards a triple threat?
Show Rating: ***
Star of the show: Brock Lesnar
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