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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/07/12 12:42:00 PM
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390. Diane Ogden (Africa, 16th place)

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Diane is the worst first boot ever, and by that I mean not the person that I'm most unhappy with them being the first boot, but the person I hate the most out of all the first boots. Not even three days into the game Diane got sick and became the do-nothing around camp, allowing her and Clarence to stay behind while the others all went out. Clarence, in an act of kindness, opened up a can of food for her because she was on the verge of passing out, and when the others came back she immediately pointed the finger at him and said she had nothing to do with it. Really? The one guy who gives a damn that you're sick and you're gonna throw him under the bus that quickly? You knew you were gonna be the first one out, at least go down with some dignity. So this put a black mark on Clarence's game (pun not intended via his last name OR skin color) and, even though he made his own mistakes later, he began the game on a sour note because of her. So screw Diane.


389. Ashley Underwood (Redemption Island, 4th place)

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Redemption Island has one of the most uninteresting casts the Survivor crew has ever assembled, and Ashley was the worst of them all. She was cast as the token boring blonde pretty girl (even though she wasn't even that pretty; I'd say Andrea, Stephanie, Natalie, Krista, hell even Sarita have her beat in the looks department), and I figured she was gonna be boring and an early boot and I wouldn't care about her. Instead she took the other route and s*** all over the season in every way imaginable. Her entire edit consisted of her b****ing about Phillip. Yeah, everybody hated Phillip, but everyone else's annoyance with him was kinda comical. Ashley was just b****y about it. And then she becomes good friends with Natalie, who makes it to the end when Ashley comes just short. So what does she do? She's bitter about it and instead of voting for her friend to win the million, she hands it to Rob just like the rest of the zombies in the game.


388. Denise Martin (China, 4th place)

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I was really torn on where to put Lunch Lady Denise. She could fall in with the "nice but boring" people. She could fall into the "people I don't really care about" category. But she ended up down here in the boonies. At several points in the game she had the opportunity to turn the game around, but stuck with the alliance of Todd, Amanda, Courtney and herself, an alliance which she knew and repeatedly admitted in confessionals and to the others that, in a final four situation, she'd be the one left out of the final three. Then she was bitter about it when that actually happened. But the kicked comes from the stunt she pulled at the reunion. She said that when she got back home, the school decided that she would be too recognized by the kids to be the lunch lady, so they demoted her to "cleaning toilets." Because of this she was given $50,000 sympathy cash by Mark Burnette. The next day it was revealed that she actually was promoted to head custodian and had accepted the position before even leaving to be on Survivor. And only after her lie was exposed did she announce that she was donating the sympathy cash. So she's down here.

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