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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/07/12 12:42:00 PM
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387. Stephenie LaGrossa (Guatemala, 2nd place)

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Guatemala is definitely the worst incarnation of Stephenie. Unlike South Pacific and Redemption Island, they didn't reveal who the two returning players were before the first episode aired. All they said was that "two of the most popular Survivors ever" would be returning, and one was a man and one was a woman. Even on spoiler-free forums, there was a ton of speculation that the woman was Stephenie. She was arguably the most popular female player of all time, and her season had just finished airing about a month before Guatemala began filming. Bobby Jon was a little harder to pinpoint. I seem to remember people thinking that the man may have been Jonny Fairplay. Either way I was stoked to see Steph again because I loved her in Palau. Unfortunately this didn't last long, as the never-say-die Steph from Palau had turned into a whiny b**** whenever she lost. And her whole game became pretty self-righteous. And I was glad she lost to Danni because, while I thought she would have been a very deserving winner in Palau, she didn't deserve it at all in Guatemala.


386. Amanda Kimmel (Fans vs. Favorites, 2nd place)

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Like I said before, I'm pretty sure that Amanda realized upon seeing all the other returning players that she hadn't won China. And yet instead of trying to improve on her game, she actually made it worse. She got into a showmance day 1 with Ozzy, which immediately put a target on her back. Luckily there was another awful showmance going on at the time, so those two hooked up and dominated the game. Then she showed an even worse handling of the jury again. One thing I'd like to note is that any time Amanda makes it to the end, there has to be a virgin named Erik on the jury to vote for her. Sorry for the quick write-up here, I'm in a bit of a rush and we all hate Amanda anyway.


Sorry for the estrogen slaughter today, ladies. I promise tomorrow will have more men than women. And here they are!

385. An Asian
384. A "Hero" from Heroes vs. Villains
383. Went at least four consecutive episodes without a confessional
382. Shares my given name
381. A merge boot

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