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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/12/12 5:43:00 PM
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375. Adam Gentry (Cook Islands, 5th place)

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I was pretty surprised that Cooks took this long to show up, but I guess it's just that a lot of the cast is just that forgettable. And it's weird that the cast is boring and forgettable given that it is the most ethnically diverse season in the history of the show (even if it was intentionally so). And that also makes it weird that the most generic-looking person of the entire season is the worst. Basically Adam's role varied from episode to episode, but it was always one of three things - being a complete dick to anyone that he didn't like, showmancing with Candice, or being completely invisible. And I hated the fact that he was the last person left outside of the Aitu Four, when the other four people that were booted after the merge were so much more interesting and even most of them more likable. So in a cast where a lot of people were just boring, Adam was boring AND was an a****** at the same time. So he gets the bottom spot.


374. Jed Hildebrand (Thailand, 14th place)

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I've never been a big fan of Thailand partially because unlike other seasons that just have a boring cast, Thailand's cast is actually unlikable for the most part, and Jed is one of the worst offenders. He was a lazy, incompetent douchebag around camp and seemed to feel like his sole value of being good in the challenges (and he wasn't even THAT good in the challenges; hell he even got kicked out of one) should have kept him around. Unfortunately his attitude wasn't liked by most of the members of his tribe and he was the third person voted out of Survivor Thailand and the first person voted out of the Sook Jai tribe. And incidentally, he is the third person eliminated in my countdown from Survivor Thailand and the first person from the Sook Jai tribe, so obviously I'm very happy with his placement in the season.


373. Kim Mullen (Palau, 15th place)

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The 8-man peen slaughter is finally broken. I'll be perfectly honest, for the first couple episodes of Palau, I could not for the life of me distinguish between Kim and Jenn. But later the difference really came out. Kim was just totally worthless to her tribe and should have been one of the first ones out. The fact that this woman made it four episodes is beyond me (and apparently beyond James as well). And of course she had a showmance with another useless person (both to the tribe and to the season), just adding to my hatred of her. So she ends up down here.

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