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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/14/12 6:03:00 PM
#325:


367. Alexis Jones (Fans vs. Favorites, 6th place)

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Alexis may very well be the most wasted contestant slot ever on the show. I know there have been far more boring and generic people than her, but the point is that she was a boring and generic person on what was supposed to be a tribe of superfans. As I've said before, the "Fans" actually consisted of Jason and Erik, plus 8 recruits that hadn't even seen enough of the series to know which season Cirie was from. And of them all, Alexis was the most generic and boring both to look at and listen to, plus she had an ultra-generic name (though perhaps not as generic as a certain other female Jones from many seasons prior). So I was like, "God damn, this chick better be like the biggest surprise personality ever!" And lo and behold, she wasn't. She was crappy and generic the whole time. And I hold a grudge against her for that.


366. John Kenney (Vanuatu, 11th place)

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I'll admit, a lot of my hatred for John K. is just everyone else's hate for him rubbed off onto me. I watched Vanuatu for the first time in a long time earlier this year, and going in all I remembered about John was that he was in a cocky alliance that didn't even realize that they couldn't vote people out without a majority, and that he was the second-most effeminate straight man ever to play the game (although I'm fairly certain that he's the first). But knowing that everyone else hated him, I went in specifically looking for the negatives in him, and I discovered that yeah, he was pretty much a douche. He got in with a stupid alliance (only one of which ranks even in the top half of this list), was a dick to Chris, and then when he had a free ride to the merge, he screwed it up by targeting Chad and getting his own ass voted out as a result. So yeah, while a lot of my hate for John is rubbed off from others, he's still pretty bad.


365. Came back into the game in the same season after being voted out
364. Had a very noticeable hairstyle
363. A first boot from a season with a themed tribe split
362. Had some sort of heroic/sympathetic story that wasn't mentioned in the edit
361. Shares their given name with somebody else in this set of clues

PS: If you guys want a serious Chet write-up, I'll do one.

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