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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/19/12 7:32:00 PM
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345. Scout Cloud Lee (Vanuatu, 3rd place)

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This is the fourth-from-last update in this tier, so we're starting to get more towards the people that I hate less and/or don't really even care about. In Scout's case it's kinda both. I went into my most recent Vanuatu watch expecting to like Scout because I remember liking her a bit when it first aired. Going back, not so much. For the first half of the game she blindly followed Ami and for the second half of the game blindly followed Twila. Admittedly she did confer with other people from time to time and consider flipping her vote, but in the end it was Twila and later Chris as well who made the executive decisions for her game. And for the whole game she seemed pretty self-righteous, which you all know doesn't sit too well with me. Then she had a bitter jury speech, which was admittedly funny, but it's like the whole point of Chris's entire game went WHOOSH right over her head. In the end though, she was a background character in a season filled to the brim with huge personalities, so I can't hold too much of a grudge against her.


344. Michael Jefferson (One World, 11th place)

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Pre-season I didn't like Michael because he seemed like the very caricature of the musclehead douchebag. Then the season started and he stole from the women and nonchalantly shrugged it off like it didn't even happen, which was pretty funny, so I started to like him again. And then he went on starting s*** by doing things such as tell Colton that Leif told Bill about the plan to vote him out, which was also interesting. Then he just kinda disappeared until his boot episode. But it's his bitterness on the jury that brings him this low. All he ever did was just snarl at the people who had blindsided him (and really, got him good), and he also flipped off Tarzan, the one person who wasn't in on his blindside, for showing one of the best displays of sportsmanship after being voted out in Survivor history. And then he told Kim that her blindsides weren't good enough because everyone knew it was her. So I hold that against Michael.


343. Matthew "Sash" Lenahan (Nicaragua, 3rd place)

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The most effeminate straight guy ever to play the game (or so he says, I personally think Shannon had him pegged), Sash was almost completely invisible for the first third or so of Nicaragua, but finally came out of his shell around episode 6, when he decided that he wanted to try to be Russell. And he totally failed at every bit of it. He failed at being the camerawhore that Russell was. He failed at being a halfway decent strategist like Russell was, and he failed at getting his alliance to the end like Russell did. At least he admits his wrong in Mortgagegate, but that's very trivial to his ranking. I wish I had this saved, but I remember going to his official Facebook page shortly after the season ended and I remember seeing him describing himself as "One of Survivor's most strategic and popular players ever." He probably isn't in the top 50 most strategic players ever, and probably isn't in the top 200 most popular players ever. And let's not forget that his facial expressions were annoying as f***. Oh, and Sash, you aren't black. You may have some Jamaican heritage, but your skin is as black as Obama's is white.

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