Is Ambuh the least-deserving winner of all time? While I hate to use the word "undeserving" to describe a winner because clearly they did something right if they managed to make it to the end and get the jury votes, if I had to rank the winners in order of how deserving they were, then yes, Amber would probably be at the bottom of that list. It's not a situation like Fabio or Bob where they were at least likable and good in challenges to compensate for their abysmal strategic games, or Sandra and Natalie where two juries, one of them unanimously (that's sixteen individual opinions [and for you nitpickers, I'll say 15. Sequester the juries and I'll give him JT's vote, but that's it]), decided that Russell was a f***ing a******. Amber won because one person was a f***ing hypocrite. Again though, I can't say that Amber didn't rightfully win, because there's no rule on how juries are supposed to vote. But really Amber's win was mostly Rob's doing, and I dislike her for that. And for the fact that she actually survived the producers rigging her boot. Oh, and the little part about how out of all 18 people that they brought back to call "All-Stars," she was, far and away, not even close, the least deserving of that title. In fact, they didn't even want her back. They wanted Elisabeth back, but since she's among that group of former contestants that these days all but deny that they were even on the show, they settled for Amber.
339. Patricia Jackson (Marquesas, 15th place)
I may be lowballing Patricia's placement a bit here, but I'll be perfectly honest, she is easily the most forgettable person from Marquesas, so I don't feel too bad about that. What I do remember about her was basically b****ing at her tribe about little things, like where they put the machete (or shovel, some tool, I can't remember) back after they were done using it and it had to go in her exact spot. If it weren't for Peter being just the most bizarre person on Earth she would have been first out, and I would have ranked her higher for being nice, albeit forgettable in her first and only episode, but because we have episode two where she was a b**** AND forgettable, she's down here.
338. Jeff Wilson (Palau, 16th place)
The slightly more tolerable half of an awful showmance, Jeff was basically a wasted cast spot. One look at the guy and you know that there's little chance that he is actually going to be remotely interesting, and the fact that he was on a mostly-younger tribe and immediately got caught up in an awful showmance just added to the fact that he was not entertaining. And then big, strong muscleman twists his ankle just a little bit during a challenge and it's all over. He asks the tribe to vote him out over other clearly weaker members and they comply and continue their epic losing streak.
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