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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/22/12 11:08:00 PM
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332. Susie Smith (Gabon, 2nd place)

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I'm going to echo. Jeff (really how do I have to censor bypass that) and say how the hell did Susie almost win Gabon? Seriously, if Randy had been in a little bit of a better mood that night, Susie would have taken home the million and been another winner for this tier. But as it is she was just a trainwreck. She started out by being named the least-valuable Fang member (though this was a bit extreme, because at least she was trying. GC wasn't doing s***). She was fairly boring up until the double boot episode, when she told Corinne that she was planning on voting for her had nobody come to her and told her the plan to vote out Dan (I'll echo Corinne's "REAlly!"). Then she flipped sides to give a bad alliance an upper hand. And it all culminated with a cross-bitter jury, with Matty, Ken and Crystal being bitter towards Bob, Corinne, Charlie and Marcus being bitter towards Susie, and Randy wanting to shoot himself rather than vote for any of the final three, but eventually picking Bob and for all three of them to kiss his ass.


331. Lydia Morales (Guatemala, 4th place)

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Two older Latin American women who made it to the finale right next to each other, I didn't even realize that until I started this writeup on Lydia. By all means Lydia shouldn't have made it to even the swap, but the fact that Morgan was lazy around camp and Brianna would rather pick her nails than participate in a challenge allowed her to get not only to the swap, but in a dominant position at the swap which allowed her to get to the merge. Lydia's crazy moments were kind of entertaining, which is why she isn't lower on this list, but she just had this one look on her face a lot of the time that pissed me off. It's hard to describe and I can't find a pic of it, but it's the kind of look that says "I know I'm going to get fourth place and I don't care because at least I'm getting higher than you." And she never did anything to change the fact that she was getting fourth place. Had she been a little more serious about the game and her position in it she'd probably be higher than this.


The last set of clues for the Crap Tier!

330. Was the center of a controversy that ended up getting them booted
329. Has the name of an animal somewhere in their name
328. A blonde who got very little screen time
327. Is/was married/engaged to another Survivor
326. You'll see this name and start to flip out that they are this low... Then see the season and (hopefully) see where I'm coming from.

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