330. Janet Koth (The Amazon, 15th place)
Janet was pretty much screwed from the word "go" being the oldest on an all-female tribe, and she immediately got sick, even worsening her position. Her fate was then sealed in episode 2 when a granola bar was discovered at the women's camp and Jeanne said that she had seen it in Janet's bag. Janet was pretty vehement about not having brought the granola bar but I really do think it was her. Unfortunately that's one of those things we'll probably never know, along with Christy's voting intentions at FTC and Kel's beef jerky.
329. Penny Ramsey (Thailand, 7th place)
Penny had one of the weirdest edits in Survivor history. She was pretty much completely invisible up until the fake merge, and then once that hit she just seemed like an unnecessarily negative force around camp. And I really didn't even get what people were saying when they thought she was "sneaky." I mean yeah, she was a little b****y, but she didn't seem that conniving. Still, she was boring an unentertaining.
328. Kelly Sharbaugh (Samoa, 11th place)
Another thoroughly invisible and boring young girl, Kelly did have her moments that stuck out, but they weren't good ones. She definitely seemed really cliquey and b****y (even though she was the least cliquey and b****y of the three cliquey and b****y chicks on Galu, hence why she ranks higher than them), and considering she was voted out in probably the most exciting and unpredictable tribal councils of the entire season, you'd think she would have gotten more screen time than she ultimately did. That being said, I thought her hair was pretty cool.
327. Carolina Eastwood (Tocantins, 16th place)
One more Crap Tier first boot, Carolina was pretty much the driving force behind the anti-Sandy campaign on Jalapao. And ultimately it was her b****iness that led her to being completely embarrassed by being voted out over the weak old crazy lady. That being said, I do think that she had a bit of a strategic mind and wouldn't have let things go down so smoothly for J.T. had she lasted a little longer in the game. Oh, and this insignificant first boot was brought up four seasons later at the reunion when David Murphy proposed to her live on national television, and you know she wanted to say no.
326. Rupert Boneham (All-Stars, 4th place)
All-Stars is, without a doubt, entertainment-wise Rupert's weakest performance (which is ironic since it is his highest finish in any of his seasons). America had just fallen in love with the enthusiastic, boisterous hippie pirate three months ago and then got to see him again on All-Stars, and I'll be honest, I wasn't impressed. He started out strong, making a good honest alliance with Rudy and refusing to break it when the others wanted Rudy out, but then he quickly became bad as he thought building an underground shelter would be a good idea, then latched onto Boston Rob for the rest of the game, and pretty much spent every episode worshiping Rob, b****ing about Jenna, or shouting "ROAR!" And then because he didn't win once again, the producers decided to give an extra million dollars to the most popular person of the season, which, surprise surprise, Rupert got nearly 75% of the vote. That kinda pissed me off.
Hints will be posted after I do some changing-of-the-tiers business. :)
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